HELLO. WELCOME TO MY LOGS.

IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU HAVE EITHER SOMEHOW STUMBLED INTO IT RANDOMLY, OR HAVE FOUND THAT DAMNED SHED. EITHER WAY, WELCOME, MY FRIEND, TO THE LOGS. THIS IS WHERE I WILL BE DOCUMENTING WHAT IS GOING ON WITH MY... EXPERIMENTS. I SIMPLY HAVE NO TIME, NOR ENOUGH PAPER, TO WRITE ALL MY FINDINGS DOWN BY HAND. AND I WILL BE HONEST, I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THIS ANY OTHER WAY. I WILL APOLOGIZE FOR HOW INEXPERIENCED LOOKING THIS PAGE IS, AS WELL. I WILL WORK TO IMPROVE IT DOWN THE LINE. I PROMISE.

LOG 1: THERE IS NOTHING OF SUBSTANCE YET. MERELY A CONCEPT. I HAVE NONE OF THE MATERIALS NEEDED FOR THIS YET. NOTHING. BUT... I BELIEVE IT MAY WORK. IMAGINE IT FOR A SECOND, MY NAME IN THE PAPERS... LOCAL MAN DISCOVERS THE SECRET TO IMMORTALITY! THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD CAN NOW LIVE INDEFINETELY! IMAGINE HOW MUCH I COULD SELL IT FOR...! IT WOULD BE SO WONDERFUL, IF ONLY I HAD A FEW VOLUNTEERS.... NO. I AM GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF. I WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED.