IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU HAVE EITHER SOMEHOW STUMBLED INTO IT RANDOMLY, OR HAVE FOUND THAT DAMNED SHED. EITHER WAY, WELCOME, MY FRIEND, TO THE LOGS. THIS IS WHERE I WILL BE DOCUMENTING WHAT IS GOING ON WITH MY... EXPERIMENTS. I SIMPLY HAVE NO TIME, NOR ENOUGH PAPER, TO WRITE ALL MY FINDINGS DOWN BY HAND. AND I WILL BE HONEST, I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THIS ANY OTHER WAY. I WILL APOLOGIZE FOR HOW INEXPERIENCED LOOKING THIS PAGE IS, AS WELL. I WILL WORK TO IMPROVE IT DOWN THE LINE. I PROMISE.
LOG 1: THERE IS NOTHING OF SUBSTANCE YET. MERELY A CONCEPT. I HAVE NONE OF THE MATERIALS NEEDED FOR THIS YET. NOTHING. BUT... I BELIEVE IT MAY WORK. IMAGINE IT FOR A SECOND, MY NAME IN THE PAPERS... LOCAL MAN DISCOVERS THE SECRET TO IMMORTALITY! THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD CAN NOW LIVE INDEFINETELY! IMAGINE HOW MUCH I COULD SELL IT FOR...! IT WOULD BE SO WONDERFUL, IF ONLY I HAD A FEW VOLUNTEERS.... NO. I AM GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF. I WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED.